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Joke of the Day

"Stevie Wonder was once asked if there could be anything worse then being blind. To which he replied ""Well... I could have been black""."

"I learned something new about Hordor (GOT SPOILERS) He's Canadian."

"Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"I was going to post a pun about amphibians.... but I seem to have froggotten it."

"I feel like I could beat a polygraph test every time I tell someone that I'll make sure to return the Tupperware that the dish came in."

"I told my SO that now Movember is over they should shave their mustache. She didn't take it very well."

"My father once gave me ""the talk"" Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. Swallows bring no babies."

"To be honest She: You cannot find another girl like me Me: I'm not looking for another one like you"

"Did you know Cecil was a black lion? And man, even in Africa, the white people **STILL** be killing tiggas."

"Think you can save humanity? Well, Jesus nailed it."