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Joke of the Day
"It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative."
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"What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs? My poor, mixed-up kids..."
"What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh"
"What does a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten-tickles"
"I screamed a Brazilian times during that waxing."
"My sister told me not to post a joke about the WTC. I asked, What Trade Center?"
"Honeymooners (II) Her friend asked how the honeymoon went. ""OK,"" she said. ""Though Niagara Falls wasn't as big as I hoped, either."""
"Toucan: Albanians kidnap Liam Neesons bird"
"Why have the French lost the war? They have to eat a dessert after each meal."