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Joke of the Day

"The whole ""Pavlov's Dog Experiment"" is such a load of bunk I'm sick of people bringing it up... ...at this point just *hearing* the name ""Pavlov"" makes me mad."

"What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth? Some day my prints will come!"

"You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2"

"What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo? A hit-the-spotimus."

"Who burns their own city down? The people of Ferguson."

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck his dick."

"A guy walks into a bar... ouch"

"Donald Trump has been saying he will run for president as a Republican. Which is surprising, since I just assumed he was running as a joke."

"What's the only thing a feminist is going to change? The Laundry"

"What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups? a segreGATOR"