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Joke of the Day
"A man was arrested for marrying two ugly women... He was charged with pigamy."
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"Have you met the one-breasted Queen of the Jungle Retailers? they call her... Amazon Prime"
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"I'm trying to be more fit these days, so now I walk inside the store to buy my donuts instead of using the drive-thru."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. Feminists can't change anything."
"I have two requirements in my will.... 1) I want my remains spread out at Disney World 2) I do not want to be cremated."
"How short-sighted of you to include a fax number in your email signature but not the coordinates of your zeppelin dock."
"How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe"
"Why does time go by so fast in Italy? Because every time you turn around you see a dago by."
"A German is at the border to go to Poland. The officer asks him: Name? Hans Gruber. Address? 123 SpiegelStrasse, Berlin Occupation? Nein, just visiting."