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Joke of the Day
"What the difference between the titanic and climate change? Climate change beat the ice berg"
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"My friend and I had this never-ending argument in a swimming pool in France Turned into a total piscine contest"
"The easiest way to confuse a woman is to give her a choice."
"What's the definition of a gentleman? Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't."
"Want to hear a good comeback story? Brokeback Mountain."
"You're an embarrassment to the human race. What are you doing later?"
"How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good? Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies"
"What does an angry chicken say? Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuckawwwf."
"Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender."