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Joke of the Day
"What does an angry chicken say? Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuckawwwf."
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"The industrious prostitute Well there was this prostitute who had a vagina surgically implanted in her hip...so she could make some money on the side."
"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge? There goes my Hero."
"What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on? Your credit card."
"Anal with my girlfriend made my day. But it made her hole weak."
"I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?"
"Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri ""What do women want?"" She has been talking nonstop for the last two days."
"My daughter told me this one today and it had me in stitches. Two goldfish are in a tank... One turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive"""
"I never understood why people get buried in suits. When I die bury me in my PJ's. If I'm gonna be sleeping that long I wanna be comfortable."
"How is an accordion like an artillery shell? Once you hear it, it's already too late."