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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a good comeback story? Brokeback Mountain."
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"Someone sly sheared sleeping sheep. Talk about shear terror."
"Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery"
"Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken."
"Do you know why I don't eat at Chili's or Applebee's? Because i'm old enough to microwave my own food..."
"My wife got braces today, so last night I reminded her... I reminded her that last night would be her last pain-free BJ night for two years. Looks like I will be waiting another two years..."
"Did you hear about the Chinese-German restaurant? Great food but half an hour later, you are hungry for power."
"I have a dog named Hot-Dog. Isn't funny? hahahaha...."
"What is Eminem's favourite food? wraps"