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Joke of the Day
"The easiest way to confuse a woman is to give her a choice."
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"Doctor Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts and here... it hurts and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!"
"Got kicked out of the Renaissance Fair after seeing an Asian wearing a breastplate. I said there was a chink in the armor."
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"An Amnesiac Walks Into... An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, ""So, do I come here often?"""
"9: My room is clean. Me: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."