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Joke of the Day
"Rapture's tomorrow. Christians will be flying up into the air to meet Jesus. Two words: DUCK HUNT"
Next Joke
"It's Kim Kardashian's birthday. Which begs the question, ""What do you get the person who does nothing?"""
"Guy Fieri sisters name is Girl Fieri"
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note? High G."
"What's the difference between tired and exhausted? When you run in front of a car, you get tired When you run behind a car, you get exhausted."
"ho ho ho pimp."
"Me: What does that cloud look like to you? 3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be? 3-year-old: Rain."
"Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs? Because they're good at picking their drivers."
"If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now? A math problem"
"My mom let the street raise me, which is why the only things I'm really good at are letters, numbers, and talking like Cookie Monster."