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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now? A math problem"
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"Nicki Minaj washes off her Halloween make up to reveal Lady Gaga who washes her face to reveal Madonna who washes her face to reveal an Emu."
"Trust Mom!"
"It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope."
"In honor of easter, here's a joke my French teacher put on the board last week. Easter is a bonne idee."
"An apple a day keeps my fruit-picking business trapped in bankruptcy."
"CW: How was your weekend? *finds nearest object* ""Hello?"" CW: Are you talking to a stapler? ""I'm sorry, I have to take this."""
"What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-sucking parasite? A lunartick."
"When Germany won the World Cup, I did nazi that coming."
"3 rings of marriage 1) Engagement Ring 2) Wedding Ring 3) SuffeRing"