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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now? A math problem"
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"Hope Today I saw a Chinese baby and a Black baby wave at each other. It gives me hope for the future. Or at least another Rush Hour movie."
"What's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator ? ... Have you ever heard a refrigerator fart when you pull out the meat?"
"Its easier to be friends with people online."
"Every time my husband hides my pants, I have sex with him. Don't tell him I have more than one pair."
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? Trick question; the rooster."
"[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!"
"I think we all know that one person who seems to make it a daily goal to incorporate every color of the rainbow in their outfit."
"A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. ""There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning."" ""Who shall I call"" her husband asked ""police or ambulance?"""
"One liners Come on /r/jokes, what are your favourite one liners, here's mine: I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!"