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Joke of the Day
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note? High G."
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"What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink? A pink carnation."
"Why is Santa always jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"Me: What did she say about me? Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that? Too many questions? Really? Me? ...What else?"
"QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey."
"Let's play ""Is it an adjective or a verb?"" I love fucking pickles!"
"What is the common enemy of frostbite victims and dairy products? Lack-toes Intolerance."
"Last night I had a dream that I was running and accidentally tripped over my dick... I knew it was a dream because I was running."
"One thing books from 100 years ago teach us is that if you leave a baby in the jungle, it'll be fine. Better than fine, actually."
"Statistics say that there's at least one gay guy in a group of friends, I hope it's Tim ... He's really cute."