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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between tired and exhausted? When you run in front of a car, you get tired When you run behind a car, you get exhausted."

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"Did you hear about the deaf man who was diagnosed with cancer? He didn't."
"Have you heard the one about the misaddressed letter? You might not get it."
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"A dyslexic walks into a bank and yells: ""Hands in the air motherfuckers! This is a stick up!"" Because he's just dyslexic and can still speak fine"
"What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus? Nailed it"
"Winter... The only time of year when 8-12 inches is used to describe something white. (Up North)"
"What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette."
"""Sir, is this gluten free?"" The waiter nods happily ""Great,"" I shout as I collect gluten in a giant vat, ""I'm building a gluten fort!"""
"I threw a recyclable item in the trash in case any ladies were looking for a ""badboy"" type."
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