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Joke of the Day

"What spins really fast, then gets shot by zookeepers? Harambeyblades . . . . This might be the stupidest fucking joke I've written in months."

"What's the strongest muscle on a pig? The hamstring."

"Most of my jokes sound funnier in my head Like this one"

"A hobo and a goat are hiking up a small mountain. Who is the hill-billy?"

"While driving home early one day, I saw a man running naked I pulled over and asked, ""Why are you running like that?"" He answered, ""Because you're coming home early."""

"Change is inevitable Except when it comes to vending machines."

"Why are air hostesses bad at dating? Most men aren't interested in **plane** women."

"Instructions in the Men's Room for hand washing. Because non-hand washers can't be bothered unless there's an opportunity to learn stuff."

"Did you know ""bathtub"" backwards is still ""bathtub""? It's not, but for a second there you believed me."

"What is hard to get from Straight men? Straight answers about relationships."