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"What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach? A dead one... "
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"Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot? Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!"
"What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !"
"You like parachuting? That's messed up... you like the Paris Shooting!?"
"What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle."
"I workout religiously About once or twice around the holidays"
"Q: Why did the little girl bury her flashlight? A: Her batteries were dead."
"How are electric outlets punished? They're grounded."
"Need help with a joke!!! Not sure if this is allowed, but I need a joke that involves the word ""statesmen"" for a contest with my friends. Please help!"
"1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance ... The 5 stages of buying petrol."