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"I workout religiously About once or twice around the holidays"
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"A seal walks into a club... _"
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"My 9 year old son just told me this one Q: What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship? A: A decade Ba dum tish."
"A person who knows two languages is called bilingual. Three or more languages; multilingual. What do you call someone who knows one? American."
"[NSFW]We should learn three things from dogs. 1. Love 2. Trust 3. Faithfulness And what we actually learn? Doggy style"
"What do call a potato that knows martial arts? Jacket Chan"
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"Auto-correct simply means you end up saying stuff that you didn't Nintendo."