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Joke of the Day

"Need help with a joke!!! Not sure if this is allowed, but I need a joke that involves the word ""statesmen"" for a contest with my friends. Please help!"

"How do you know if a black woman is pregnant? Stick a banana up her cooter, if it comes out half eaten, you've got a monkey on the way!"

"A man goes to the restroom, and leaves his drink with a note ""I spit into it"", to avoid it getting stolen He comes back and finds another note: ""me too"""

"Went to a ginger convention today There wasn't a soul there."

"""I found some shit in your room...No, I found actual shit. Feces...Well I should hope it's from your shoes, otherwise what the fuck?"""

"Why is ISIS like Little Miss Muffet? They both have Kurds in their way."

"By all sensible rules of anatomy, if you have shit for brains, you shouldn't be alive. Science, people."

"What is Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin"

"Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch? Because it's still dressing."

"A German man walks into a bar.. He stops midway, locks eyes with the bartender and announces: ""This is a scheduled stop."""