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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle."

"Paris Hilton is worried ISIS will target her because she's famous. Paris Hilton doesn't realize that ISIS didn't exist in 2004."

"My sense of humor is kind of like third world countries at night... dark."

"What if toilet plumbing was really like those tubes at the bank and all the tubes just went to this one guy's house and he's really pissed"

"What's 9 inches long,pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth Her miscarriage"

"My Dad wondered why he got so many spam emails about circumcision... I told him they probably got a tip off."

"What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer? Apart from the Spelling?"

"What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon? Kermits finger."

"This homeless man was shaking his cup at me with some change in it. Yeah i get it, you have more money than me. Quit it."

"Texting...because men didn't have a hard enough time understanding women before so we had to take away the ability to convey tone."