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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot? Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!"

"How do you tell if someone is vegan or not? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."

"Why are turtles so grumpy? Because they can't masturbate."

"If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital."

"What idiot called it Canada and not the US of Eh?"

"""Let It Go"" performed by Rose and Jack from Titanic. Mostly by Rose, though."

"What's more impressive than the talking dragon? A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!"

"What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian? An argument"

"Interesting how u totally lose track of ur age after 21. Nothing to look forward to until 31, when u can legally own a donkey in a bathtub."

"What's a gay couples least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."