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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard? They'll tell you."
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"a guy walks into a bar.. ouch*"
"Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they're filled with Arab semen."
"Why does Heisenberg hate driving? He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer."
"How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children? Because he's not apparent."
"[Date] Me: tell me about yourself Her: I'm really vegan Me: oh no Her: and I have a kid Me: oh no Her: his name is Kale Me: ohhh noo"
"Have you heard about the recent abnormal growth in cancer clinics? There are tumor down the street."
"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose a and hose b"
"I was going to pay the taxi driver with my leftovers from lunch but that wouldn't be fare to him"
"Why was 4 afraid of 5? Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word."