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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the recent abnormal growth in cancer clinics? There are tumor down the street."

"How can you tell if a woman is bi-polar? She works at two different strip clubs."

"We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight."

"*I throw u a kiss* *u duck* *it flies into space* [6 bn yrs later - the planet Xargx] LORD ZARG: Kill the- *kiss hits his cheek* LZ: Aww nvm"

"What do you call a sad suicidal bird? A Robin Williams."

"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil"

"""See that guy over there? I have to serve him with papers today."" -Oh really? Why? ""Because I lost my tennis racquet."""

"Fact: Fat people falling down is always funnier than a skinny person falling down."

"Say this to any woman. How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb? Idk how? You've obviously never changed one."

"The arrogant baker declared 'You'll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window' The customer agreed 'It must be the double glazing'"