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Joke of the Day

"Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they're filled with Arab semen."

"So a banana gets a job, how much does he make? Not that much he's working for scale."

"<--- only has 13 problems left. Turns out, getting divorced cured 86 of em!"

"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."

"Two businessmen are at a bar One asks the other: ""What would you do with a loan of a million dollars?"" The other replies: ""Not become Trump."""

"What I hate about pasta is how they change the shape and act like it's a different food. I'm out to expose the fraud."

"Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup? Because 1 more would have been 240..."

"If you woke up naked, in the middle of the forest with no memory of what happened and your butt is covered in lube, would you tell anyone? ""*No!*"" Wanna to go camping?"

"A policeman sees two boys, one with batteries, the other with fireworks He charges the first boy and lets the other off."

"I want to die in my sleep, like my grandpa did. and not screaming like the passengers in the backseat."