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Joke of the Day
"How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children? Because he's not apparent."
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"Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan? They had way to many chinks in their armor."
"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave doesn't brown your meat."
"Why don't White Elephants run? because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)"
"Due to the impending snowstorm on the east coast The center for Global Warming research will be closed due to blizzard until further notice."
"If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader......."
"If TV has taught us anything, it's not to get on a boat with a man we have just started dating, for it is there that he will murder us"
"I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don't buy it."
"Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"
"Just a Reddit joke Never mind, I already Reddit."