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Joke of the Day
"As if being a surgeon wasn't enough you're a general too?"
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"Im a doctor and I saw an 85 year old patient with aids the other day.. Turns out they were hearing aids"
"BlackJack Jack be nimble Jack be quick Cuz Jack just stole that candlestick"
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"Thought I could safely force a fart... But it backfired."
"Txt from wife: where r u Me:kitchen Wife:can u feed cat M: I mean garage W:bring in laundry M:bathroom W:clean toilet M: Idaho W:get potatos"
"What is a mexican's favourite sport? Cross-Country Running"
"One time in band camp... They threatened me with eternal torture. Oh wait that was Bible camp."
"I ran out of tortilla chips so I'm freebasing salsa."