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Joke of the Day

"Im a doctor and I saw an 85 year old patient with aids the other day.. Turns out they were hearing aids"

"You can make jokes about anything, just not mexicans That's crossing the border!"

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"Why is it ""canceled"" in America, but ""cancelled"" in England? Because we gave them that L in 1776."

"I have enough money to last me for the rest of my life... Unless, of course, I want to buy something."

"I see the joke your dad told you, and raise you my dads dumb ass joke What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty, deer nuts are under a buck!"

"Why don't Natives like snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."

"The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered... ...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee."

"""No, no. No! NO!"" - guy who invented black ski masks after people started using them for robbing"

"How did Canada get it's name? The forefathers decided the best way to name their new country was to pick letters out of a hat. ""C eh, n eh, d eh"""