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Joke of the Day

"I ran out of tortilla chips so I'm freebasing salsa."

"What do the song ""Dixie Chicken"" and a Klansman have in common? You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner."

"What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight? Can we just bury this?"

"Him ""You run like a gazelle."" Me ""I'm graceful?"" Him ""No. You'd be easy prey for a mountain lion."""

"I made a movie about premature ejaculation. But it came out too soon."

"Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty? He doesn't pick up after himself."

"I'm going to have a kid and name him Mark... ...so I can make my Mark in the world."

"What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks? Beep Beep Beep..."

"What's the saddest thing about being a chicken? You only get laid once."

"Why don't ducks have teeth? Too much quack."