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Joke of the Day

"I've got no beef with white wine."

"What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons? They become sour krauts."

"Life Tip: Do not treat your woman like an object. It hates that."

"Not to brag but I can produce cute children. DNA and all. Call me?"

"Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9? Because 7 ate(8) 9!"

"What did the chopped wood say to the tree? Run!"

"My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. What kind of bee's make milk? Boo-bee's"

"What's the difference between a blowjob and a burger? Oh, you don't know? We should do lunch sometime."

"WHAT DO WE WANT!? CLEARED TIMES ON OUR MICROWAVES! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? 0:00!"

"You'd think 'The Terminator' would know what to do in the event of some lady having a child that threatens your way of life."