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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a retired professional swimmer? Washed up."
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"Here's a joke I've been working on: Q: What did the husband say when he returned home and found that his wife is missing?"
"What is the name of a taxi service for bears? Ubear."
"Your Momma so dumb She bought a book on how to read"
"Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting? Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold."
"What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !"
"A hole has been found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it."
"How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away its USB cable."
"I hate when all the silverware is dirty and I'm down to using the giant decorative fork that hangs on the wall."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Title."