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Joke of the Day

"how do you know when a prescription is being written for bulimia? when the directions for use say take one pill twice a day"

"How do you know your gf is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."

"Why did the blonde go to church? B/c she heard there was a guy hung like [this](https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)"

"If Michael J. Fox was sick of his job as a valet He'd have ""valet Parkinson's"" disease"

"What did the gay deer say while walking out of a bar? I can't believe I blew fifty bucks back there!"

"*4yo comes in from garden with worm* Wife: TAKE IT AWAY!!! *4yo puts on top hat as I throw him a cane and starts tap dancing*"

"Did you know that after this next album, Matisyahu will be retiring? Soon he will be Jah-bless."

"Every girl on Tumblr smells like Chapstick and cats."

"This day in history. 1961. In Spain the fascist government of Generalissimo Francisco Franco declared equal rights for women and men. None."

"What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake? Bookkake"