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Joke of the Day

"how do you know when a prescription is being written for bulimia? when the directions for use say take one pill twice a day"

"What did Cholera say to Malaria? Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday?"

"What do Michael Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common? They both stick their meat between 13yo buns."

"Whoever coined the phrase coined the phrase is a fucking asshole."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool? Fucked"

"If life gives you Melons... ...you may have dyslexia. (not my joke, but fun all the same)"

"To a murderer, we're all jailbait."

"How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world? All seven or eight of them."

"The other day I saw a short man carrying an LED tv and I asked "" hey do you help carrying that tv?"" And he replied all pissed off ""Fuck off dude, this is my tablet"""

"I was going to post a joke on reddot But then I git high"