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Joke of the Day

"Him: ""I feel-"" Me: ""I FEEL IT TOO. IT'S JUST LIKE PHOEBE SAID. YOU'RE MY LOBSTER."" Him: ""-gassy."""

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"Happy Mother's Day to moms around the world !!! advanced aprils fools day guys!!!"
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