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Joke of the Day

"Cat places ad in the classifieds... ""Seeking Pets""."

"Conversation that just happened between a friend (lawyer) and I (Architect). Friend: Everybody hates lawyers, until they need one. Me: Everybody loves architects, until they need one."

"*at a concert* ARE YOU GUYS READY TO ROCK (Crowd) ""YEAAAAH"" LETS DO THIS HIT IT *30 second ad plays first*"

"People who carry their dogs around, You know they can walk, right? Theyre real good at it. It's like one of the top known things about dogs"

"What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have? An Audi"

"Cowboy and a Drugstore Clerk Cowboy: Give me three packs of condoms please. Clerk: You need a bag with that? Cowboy: Nah... She's purty good lookin..."

"3 Politicians go to Heaven..."

"""Dude go make the first move on her!"" ""Okay fine, but I'm not too sure what I'm doing."" *approaches girl* ""Knight to f3"""

"The American flag should be a picture of a cheeseburger watching TV on a couch made of fries."

"What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example? A roe model."