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Joke of the Day
"What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have? An Audi"
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"How many Italians can you fit in a bathtub? Don'tworryaboutit."
"Who is the original Kardashian? Saint Christopher"
"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump."
"*Me & dog* *duel for the last piece of chicken* *tosses a stick to distract* *fetches the stick* *chicken is gone* Well played Peanut...!!"
"Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident? She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood"
"Why don't lesbians cook? They rather eat out."
"- ""I love Beyonce... - Whatever floats your boat dude. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."""
"The girl that cut my hair said ""Is there anything else I can do for you?"" and now I'm permanently banned from Famous Hair."
"What does Christopher Nolan call a movie with a baby within a baby within a baby . . . Conception."