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Joke of the Day

"*at a concert* ARE YOU GUYS READY TO ROCK (Crowd) ""YEAAAAH"" LETS DO THIS HIT IT *30 second ad plays first*"

"Sometimes I see a post and think "" good.. its your own fault"""

"What do tampons and white women have in common? They are both stuck up cunts."

"How do you know if your best friend is gay? If his dick tastes like shit!"

"How old do I look? 9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any"

"hey you guys... ...""homo erectus"""

"My anaconda don't want none unless you got a suitable living environment for him, a terrarium with a heat lamp, some small rodents, etc."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopuss"

"You hear about these new trains that can burn any organic matter for fuel? They even run on thyme!"

"How much did Juan weigh after eating Chinese food? Juan ton"