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Joke of the Day
"The American flag should be a picture of a cheeseburger watching TV on a couch made of fries."
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"My rap name is ""NO PLANZ."""
"What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified? Holy"
"What does a black man and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !"
"3 Politicians go to Heaven..."
"Where do modern-day pirates come from? Somaaaaaarlia"
"DR DOG: We need to talk about your weight. PATIENT: I'm not fat. I'm just big boned. DR DOG: *drooling everywhere* Just how big exactly?"
"Scratching my head trying to recall... What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard? I've got it! It's called ""Curl Up and Dye."""
"I've never grabbed less than fifteen napkins."