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Joke of the Day

"Cowboy and a Drugstore Clerk Cowboy: Give me three packs of condoms please. Clerk: You need a bag with that? Cowboy: Nah... She's purty good lookin..."

"Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."

"Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub The first one says ""Give me the soap"". The second one says ""no soap. radio""."

"Sex is like a cookie It's usually good, but most people like it better raw"

"Why did the lawyer have sex with the devil? Because he'd already screwed everyone else!"

"Sorry champ, but getting ""promoted"" from fries to drive-thru is not a promotion."

"1st Date Me: Just warning you. I get freaky. Her: Oh yeah? How freaky.? Me:*thinking of using pizza rolls as a pizza topping* So freaky."

"When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him."

"My boyfriend is so bad at tongue-twisters, he can't even say ""I love you"" ONE times fast!!"

"How do you determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes"