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Joke of the Day
"How does a Jew make a cup of tea? Hebrews it"
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"What is the boogiemans favorite dance move? the boogie"
"I'm trying to be more fit these days, so now I walk inside the store to buy my donuts instead of using the drive-thru."
"As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy I just go sit underneath the full moon."
"What's one thing that always sticks up for you when you make bad decisions. A boner. Thank you very much."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob"
"A hooker once showed me her dollar menu. Her meat actually did resemble McDonald's."
"I invested some money with a Nigerian Prince... he turned out to be a very successful tribute act!"
"The U.S. will soon have the first first lady that was not born in the U.S. Vladimir Putin"
"MY DATE WHO IS A SQUID: What movie should we see? ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*"