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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob"
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"sometimes I fill up my bathtub with spaghetti sauce and sit in it and pretend I'm a meatball"
"Before Midnight on New Years Eve, I raised my Left Foot off the Ground So I could be sure to start 2016 on the right foot"
"[ultrasound] DOCTOR: oh my god! HER: what's wrong? DOCTOR: Ok don't panic but it looks as though you swallowed a baby"
"[at restaurant on 1st date pretending not to be an eel] Date: The wine is lovely great choice Me: *helplessly slips off chair*"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None! ... They just beat the room for being black."
"How do you make a salad wrap? By adding some beets"
"Made a shepherd's pie last night... He didn't like it."
"I like my coffee like I like slaves.... Free."
"What do you call pasta sex? pennetration."