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Joke of the Day
"What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common? Both of them are hard to pull out of."
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"Did you know Cecil was a black lion? And man, even in Africa, the white people **STILL** be killing tiggas."
"If I was a bodybuilder I would slather up with grease and slide to work instead of driving to save money."
"A man walks into a bar with Harambe Bartender: What can I get you ? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Man: Yes, justice for Harambe."
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"Welcome to the BBC... Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer."
"Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks? Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating."
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"
"Military shouldn't hire people named Will."
"What do you call a stupid beer? Daft!"