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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Creepy. ""Creepy who?"" This is a nice bedroom you have."

"Mugger: Gimme yer wallet & don't do nuthin dumb Me: That's a double negative, my friend. Unlike Romance languages, English - hey, come back"

"I bet the terrorists have a guy who does parody songs named Weird Al Qaedavic."

"Me and my bed are in a committed relationship, I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love."

"A man goes to a barber shop... ""How much for a haircut?"" ""$20"" answers the barber. ""What about shaving?"" ""$10"" ""Okay, shave my head, please."""

"Friend told me that on her strict new diet, she eats each meal naked in front of a mirror. I said would you like to come over for dinner?"

"Some people are like Slinkys. Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when they tumble down the stairs."

"What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle? New-tron."

"How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend? She paints a target icon around the outlet."

"What do you call a display of Australian patriotism? Stockholm Syndrome."