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Joke of the Day
"How does a solar system have a party? They planet"
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"What do you call a bunch of skinny people stretching in the snow? Low-fat frozen yoga"
"My girlfriend broke up with me. She said ""I'm sorry, but you're just too immature."" I looked her dead in the face and said ""Get the fuck outa my treehouse!"""
"I am conducting a survey to see who is the most awesome person on Facebook. To find out who it is read the first two words of this status."
"Homeless people have been known to step outside the box."
"What do you call a sad cancer patient? Chemo-sobby (kemosabe)"
"What will they call Bruce Jenner after the final sex-change operation? Sluice"
"So, I saw Simba walking today.. and he was walking too slow. So I told him ""C'mon! Mufasa""! Edited for a bit more for clarity.."
"My farmer buddy is so lazy. Even when we go to the bar, he only picks the low hanging fruit."
"What's a Hater, Homophobe, Racist, Bigot, and Sexist? Any conservative winning an argument with a liberal, Democrat or 'progressive'."