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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? An extra electron"
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"""dad, what does extravagant mean?"" idk son. why don't you ... [i turn to my wife using $100 bills to light the fireplace] ask your mother"
"What did the doctors office say to the hurricane? Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins"
"Why did the scientist study soda? Because he was a physicist."
"With Trump and Hillary being the candidates, I think we know who will win... Dave."
"My Mom keeps warning me about talking to strangers on the Internet. I'm 34 now Mom. I don't talk to them. I sleep with them."
"Everyone saying ""Poor Steve Nash, he got hurt again"". POOR? That boy making $9,701,000 this year. If he poor, then I'm skinny."
"I like my men like I like my neutron stars Hot, dense, and degenerate."
"Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose."
"How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server? D--Dos"