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Joke of the Day

"A duck wearing a shoe walks into a bar The bartender says ""Hey Duck, I think you lost a shoe"" says the duck: ""No, I found one"""

"Favorite joke as a kid. How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis."

"What is it called when two birds kiss? A Peck."

"My dog died recently. It was really hard for the whole family. But it was even harder to flush her down the toilet."

"Everyone should learn how to masturbate properly. It comes in handy"

"Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back? To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front.."

"Hillary's So Crooked.... Hillary's So Crooked She Needs A Kaine!"

"How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe."

"Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan.. All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative."

"Imagine a world without pizza. No, no, stop crying this was just pretend I'M SORRY TRY AND CONTROL YOURSELF I'M SORRY"