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Joke of the Day

"A man asks his wife ""Why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?"" The wife says ""I don't like calling you when you're at work!"""

"Why did the clam go to jail? For setting up illegal shell companies!"

"According to the second law of thermodynamics......... According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. :)"

"Why can't women be botanists? Because they'll break the glass ceiling."

"I accidentally sent a photo of my penis to everyone in my address book. Not only was it really embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps."

"Fat people are a bit like circles. Because pie dictates their life."

"""Why did Sally fall off the swings?"" ""Because she has no arms."" ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Not Sally. Because she has no arms. """

"I love you -My Dad"

"How did the Vagina want her eggs cooked? Ovaries-y"

"What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozart's magic flute in A minor."