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Joke of the Day
"What is red and bad for your teeth? A Brick."
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"What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk? white water rafting."
"In my day cartoons made sense. Chipmunks did all the rescue rangering and a rich duck swam in gold coins like they were water"
"What do you call fans who take a trilogy way too seriously? Christians, Muslims, and Jews."
"Migrants are no longer welcome in the Greek island of Lesbos... as some people munched up the red carpet."
"* during an interview * Interviewer: ""So how long were you employed in your last job?"" Candidate: ""I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills."""
"The way I dealt with that unexpected cobweb to the face tells me I probably wouldn't have been much use in Vietnam."
"I like my coffee like i like my men... not inside me."
"So I caught my friend out the other night bumming a fag... ... He really has to start buying his own cigarettes."
"BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired"