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Joke of the Day
"What is a computer programmer's favorite moon? Io"
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"The good news is I'm pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I'm pretty much who I say I am."
"i'm going to quit my job and open a donut shop that also sells weed i'll call it 'glazed and confused'."
"What do you call a chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Ceasar salad."
"I prefer shampoo to the real thing."
"When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him ?"
"Teacher asks to name 3 great kings Student raises hand and replies fucking, smoking, drinking"
"What happened to the pie dish that got arrested? He was foiled."
"A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, ""I don't know. It all happened so fast."""
"[Interview] ""Why'd you leave ur last job?"" My boss felt threatened by me [Flashback to juggling lighters after dousing boss in gasoline]"