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Joke of the Day

"I never reflect more on the terrible things I might have said or done than when you take longer than 10 minutes to text me back."

"I crossed a Lhasa Apso with a Shih tzu. But all I got was Lhasa Shit."

"Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war."

"Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards."

"""Hey, how was that sheep pussy?"" Not Baaaaaaaad"

"I had a passionate affair with a girl from the circus It was in tents."

"starting an indie band called Their Early Stuff"

"How to avoid clickbait"

"Mexican and Black Jokes are ALL the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"So I got a vasectomy today... Doctor walks in and says: ""you're in good hands, I've altered more balls than Tom Brady"""