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Joke of the Day

"what's the deal with ""airplane food?"" newsflash, jerry: it's called jet fuel."

"If we take a shower together and sing... Then we can do it while we duet"

"What did the elevator say to the escalator? Do you even lift?"

"Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce. I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting.."

"Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches? Because of the ""Pit"""

"A man is chasing a talking emu... The Emu is taunting him, saying ""you can't catch me! I can run at 80 km/h, you can only manage 20!"" to which the the man replies ""You can run but you can't fly!"""

"There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body and some people manage to get on every one."

"[At dentist] Dentist: Any plans for the weekend? Nnooiddtrrreeeskllyggfff Dentist: I'm not doing anything either."

"A-What's up? B(londe)-The ceiling..."

"Today'a Cleveland game is 1-7 I didn't know the browns were playing tonight."