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Joke of the Day

"Today I saw a guy on the street wearing a ""Stop Snitching"" shirt I asked him where he got it. he wouldnt tell me."

"What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*10^23 times? Guacamole"

"""Male""-Sexual Don't worry, that doesn't mean I'm gay It just means, anything that comes in a mailbox... ...makes me want to cum in a mailbox."

"What do i have in common with neutrino's we're both constantly penetrating your mom."

"""I can't feel my legs"" --mermaids"

"LPT: Be thorough with everything you do and you'll struggle not to succeed!"

"""That's so Raven"" - Raven Symone's parents identify her body."

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"Foreigner: I wanna know what love is.. Me: It's a feeling you get when.. Foreigner: I want you to show me.. Me: Ok, like wow. We just met"

"Michael Jackson, too soon? What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One of them walks on the moon, the other one fucks little boys in the ass"