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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"
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"What do you call an Indonesian shoe factory that just had air conditioning installed? A sweatstop."
"The police caught me while I was spraypainting graffiti. I tried to deny it, but the writing was already on the wall."
"I put another shrimp on the barbie and now Ken is all pissed off."
"[My Joke] Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated? Because their performance is lack-cluster."
"When going out invite your friends with extra chromosomes. ....theyll always be down"
"If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, detonate the explosive collar."
"Because Washington passed gay marriage today I threw my human wife in the garbage, fucked 2 donkeys & married a rotisserie chicken."
"What do you call a musical wreath made from $100 bills? Aretha Franklins"
"What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!"