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Joke of the Day
"LPT: Be thorough with everything you do and you'll struggle not to succeed!"
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"What did the pirate say to the other pirate? Don't touch my booty"
"Did you know Jesus has nice abs? He does crossfit."
"""Oh great! Just great!"" --guy showing up to the beach with a bunch of sand"
"It's great to get laid, It's awesome to get off, but damn it sucks to get laid off."
"How do you fix the dishwasher? Smack her."
"What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good? Well its a little Chewy"
"My doctor told me I'm Bi-Polar I wasn't sure to laugh or cry."
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)"
"Did you hear about the guy who kept shooting birds? He was charged with First Degree Burder."