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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*10^23 times? Guacamole"
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"Did you hear the news about quadriplegia research? No? Probably because they haven't been making great strides."
"[orders 2,000 Big Macs thinking I'll only have to tell my mom 'I love her' for them] Cashier: that'll be $5,364.32 Me: shit"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer."
"Hey, how come they're not playing videos on MTV any more? #20yearcoma"
"""Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."" Me, to my empty bag of Oreos."
"It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting ""UNSUBSCRIBE!"""
"My phone auto corrected Donut into Donuts. I never felt more proud to be an American."
"My boss touched me inappropriately at work today. It's quite rewarding working from home I tell ya"
"There was a kidnapping at my school today... It's okay guys, he woke up."